‘The Bachelorette’ capitulation: Ashley’s 25 guys allow one in a cover and another who drinks way too often
‘The Bachelorette’ capitulation: Ashley’s 25 guys allow one in a cover and another who drinks way too often
‘The Bachelorette’ capitulation;Ashley’s 25 guys allow one in a cover and another who drinks way too often: After last season, eliminated the “Bachelor” Brad Womack, because she was so insecure, Ashley Hebert insists that this time around, “I do it well … no regrets.”
Fortunately for them, they had a pool of 25 men to choose from.
There are bankers, lawyers, a butcher, a winery, a guy with a creepy mask.
Before they met, we get a taste of being on some of his potential husbands.
Ames is a financial man from New York City, the Yale for his bachelor’s, master for two Columbia and Harvard for his doctorate. Oh, and if it is not enough, he has run 39 marathons. Put it this way if it is a remake of “American Psycho”, it might Ames stars.
The rest have their own quirks: Bentley had a daughter named Pleasant, West found his wife dead in the bathtub after she had a stroke, William peddlers are umbrella organizations from the inside out during his interview (Come on!).
When the men show up at the house, they all try to make a memorable first impression to make on Ashley when they step out of her limousine – some thoughtful, some cheesy, some are downright cringe-inducing.
Chef Mickey told her: “I have something to give you all the men in America.” Ashley looks scared. “Please do not beat me!” Worse, he kissed her.
Tim, the liquor dealer, seems like he drank in the limo – and he can not words. Next.
Ben C. speak French. Stephen tells her he loves her hair. West Ashley is a broken compass – plug in the west, natch – and told her, and I quote: Sigh, you always start feeling lost in this process, it will help you find your way back to my.. ” How many times have you believe he is a man?
Then there’s Jeff, the Saloon No. 3 steps in a mask because he wants “me out of the game.”
Ben shows up with a bottle of wine while Constantine makes her a bracelet made of pink dental floss (Ashley is a dentist).
Once every 25 boys and Ashley is in, that’s when it well. Or better.
Ryan her first night for one-on-one time to get out of the competition. Matt puts his mother on his speakers to “meet” it was Ashley. If one man show with a guitar, only in the pool to feed, when they are alone – because he did not even know how to play.
While all this on, Jeff was going on – the guys as “Batman” – the chair of the party with his mask still on – and scary “Phantom of the Opera”-type music as a soundtrack. The more Tim drink, the more it gets from Jeff / Batman / Phantom freaked out – and you blame him.
The first impression goes to Rose Ryan – the first person to have out of his limousine and the other a one-on-one conversation with Ashley. This guy is good.
The Bachelor realize they need to step up. So what do they do? William shows his best Sean Connery impression. Tim, has now become so out of this mess, he can not even form words. After she told him to drink water and sober, he moved to the beer before transfer to a bank – and end up getting kicked by Ashley.
It then moves on to JP, a construction manager in New York City. After she said she likes sweets, he bashfully admits is his nickname at work “Cupcake”. Well, you would not know, she wants her the nickname “Cupcake”. Alrighty, then.
At the rose ceremony, Ryan won the first butaneer where Bentley grin, “I am not attracted to her, but I’m very competitive.”
The second rose goes inexplicably to Jeff, the mask, while the rest goes to standouts like Mickey (the face), Constantine (dental floss bracelet), Ames (American Psycho) and Bentley – was even though they pass through a mutual friend warned before the show that it only on “The Bachelorette” come to promote his company. Can not say she was not warned.
“I think my husband is in that group,” Ashley said the 18 remaining boys, as they toast it through the first round.
Of course it is not allowed to happen without a dramatic bumps in the road happy.
In a preview clip of the season, it is known that Bentley was to end. “I would not live without him,” Ashley said. “My heart is with Bentley.”
Where is Bentley’s heart? “There is no doubt that Ashley is not the checklist I’m looking for a future wife,” he said. “I could not find [beep] on her.”
Cut to Ashley crying hysterically in her bed.
So much to regret not having. Maybe they will regret what Bentley a rose – and left him so far in the competition.